Summarize and humanize this content to 2000 words in 6 paragraphs in EnglishThe child custody battle between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian appears to have gone from unbelievably bad to post-apocalyptically worse.But when Dr Phil McGraw – the mustachioed sage of TV psychology – warned that Kimmy may be on the verge of losing control of her four kids, I feared that the good doctor had been dipping into his own prescription supply.’What we do not want is for these children to wind up in foster care,’ Dr Phil said last week.He believes that if Kim doesn’t get off her augmented butt and shield her kids from her Nazi-adjacent, ranting lunatic of an ex-husband then the state may swoop in to do it for her.’If the [Department of Children and Families] gets involved and thinks one parent isn’t reacting while the other is unstable, they will take them,’ said Dr Phil.Say what? North, 11, Saint, 9, Chicago, 7, and Psalm, 5, are arguably the most high-profile celeb-spawn in America. The only way they’ll end up in a group home is by playing Little Orphan Annies in a Donda-remake… I assumed. North, 11, Saint, 9, Chicago , 7, and Psalm, 5, are arguably the most high-profile celeb-spawn in America. The only way they’ll end up in a group home is by playing Little Orphan Annies in a Donda-remake… I assumed.However, after watching Daddy Ye – in full KKK garb – chatting with DJ Akademiks last weekend, I’ve been forced to reconsider.Kanye 2012 seemed like a genius rabble-rousing disruptor with well-medicated bipolar disorder. Kanye 2025 is a terrifying liability.I’m not one for involuntary commitment, but I think it’s time for Jamie Spears to dust off his conservator badge because this dude is speeding downhill and there are no brakes.’I didn’t want to have children with [Kim] after the first two months of being with [her], but that wasn’t God’s plan,’ the Grand Dragon of Derangement told DJ Akademiks.Well, the Caped Corrupter may be right about the divine intervention. This whole sorry story is starting to remind me of Sodom and Gomorrah.In early March, Kanye featured his daughter North on a track that appeared to include audio from none other than accused rapist/sex-trafficker Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs.The song begins with an apparent voice recording of Combs and West speaking over the phone.’I wanna just thank you so much for just taking care of my kids, man,’ Combs says, presumably from his jail cell.’Absolutely, I love you so much man,’ West replies.To her credit, Kim responded to the recording sessions by reportedly firing off a cease-and-desist letter to block the release of the song, and demanded an emergency meeting with a mediator. She is said to be weighing whether to ask a judge to strip Kanye of custody.Then, just weeks later, Kanye had a playdate with another accused sex abuser, Andrew Tate, while North was once again in Kanye’s custody. Kim was reportedly tipped off to the unwelcome visitor by North’s security guards – and mama cut the visit short.Clearly, Kim is concerned. But before you start planning her mother-of-the-year parade, remember her hands aren’t squeaky clean here.When the overexposed reality pro isn’t accessorizing her rep carpet look, she’s cheering on 11-year-old North’s other musical cameos – namely in a new FKA Twigs music video.You know Twigs – the 37-year-old trip-hop artist known for her hypersexualized kink-fetishist vibe.To say North is growing up a bit fast is the understatement of the century.Obviously, Kim and Kanye’s children will never have a ‘normal’ childhood, but right now Dr. Phil is starting make a lot of sense. After watching Daddy Ye – in full KKK garb – chatting with DJ Akademiks last weekend (pictured), I’ve been forced to reconsider. Kanye 2012 seemed like a genius rabblerousing disruptor with well-medicated bipolar disorder. Kanye 2025 is a terrifying liability.Venti obnoxiousI feared that Amazon nerd-charmer Lauren Sanchez was veering dangerously close to normalcy after she stepped out in LA this week dressed in denim and holding a coffee mug.But don’t worry folks, the thermos was really a $5,750 Balenciaga tote.Nothing spells F.U. money like an unassuming accessory that looks like it’s destined for the trash.Yes, the designer java clutch is small for a purse, but that’s ok. Sanchez can tuck the rest of her belongings in her cleavage. I feared that Amazon nerd-charmer Lauren Sanchez was veering dangerously close to normalcy after she stepped out in LA this week dressed in denim and holding a coffee mug.Meghan goes greenThe Duchess of Dingleberries has spoken again, this time telling fictional ‘fans’ of her As Ever jam what they can do once they’ve scraped her jelly jars dry.’Once you’ve enjoyed every spoonful of this fruit spread, you may want to do what I do: rinse the jar and use it as a small vase for flowers on your nightstand, or to hold pens on your desk.’Sister, once I’ve suffered through every bite of your bougie factory-made confection I’m filling the jar with bourbon to drown out your incessant babbling.UnpluggedOn Monday, Elon Musk’s latest (alleged) baby mama was snapped on the streets of New York City hawking her $100,000 Tesla to a used car resale service.’I need to make up for the 60 percent cut that Elon made to our son’s child support’, Ashley St Clair hissed to a Daily Mail reporter.’You can check the stocks… The markets are catching up to what I’ve known for a long time.’Well, the jokes on your, sweetie.Telsa’s resale prices are lower than your self-respect.Love birdiesPreening President Trump grew pensive on Monday when he was asked about the budding relationship between the mother of his five grandchildren and golf legend Tiger Woods.’I love Tiger and I love Vanessa [formerly Mrs. Don Jr.],’ the bombastic tariff-lover said. ‘I’m very happy for both.’But while Don Jr has moved on with Palm Beach socialite Bettina Anderson, it seems Don Sr still thinks Vanessa is the one that got away.’I happen to think [Vanessa’s] relationship with my son was hurt very badly by the witch hunt [about] Russia, Russia, Russia and all the c**p they put Don through,’ the president said.Vote for murder!Things just got even worse for Californians — and for once, it’s not Greasy Gavin Newsom’s fault.A retired nut job lawyer from LA is pushing measure approved named after vicious murderer/rumored porn star Luigi Mangione. He’s the accused homicidal manic who gunned down United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson last December.To make it on the ballot in 2026, the ‘Luigi Mangione Access to Health Care Act’ needs 546,000 valid signatures.That’s approximately the same number of members in the Mangione’s online fan club. So, it’s not looking good for the Golden State.
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